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soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

It has begun. Time to find my axe.

It has begun. Time to find my axe.

tmor:

gyo788:

tmor:

gyo788:

dennerstumblr:

tmor:

gyo788:

tmor:

gyo788:

Damn we hot :O

OMYFUCKINGGODICANT

you should be able to see it, you are wearing glasses :P

OH MY GOD I’VE DONE IT. YOU PRODUCED AN GRAMATICALLY CORRECT SENTENCE WITHOUT SPELLING MISTAKES. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BROTHER.

This is the end of days!

Yo’ure  a wise chinese master to learn all the stuff to me :D

…..all hope is lost again. *you’re„ *Chinese, *teach

F*CK UPP ALL THE ENGLISCH, had mah exam engleish al readuuy

*fuck, *up, *English, *my, *English, *already. Got to be consistent when you’re a grammar-Nazi.

Sorry hun, forgot the capital “F” in “Fuck” seeing as it is the beginning of a sentence. While we are on the matter, the tense in his sentence is wrong too, seeing as he has already finished his exam it should be “have had” instead of just “had”. Pff, consistency my ass.

tmor:

gyo788:

tmor:

gyo788:

dennerstumblr:

tmor:

gyo788:

tmor:

gyo788:

Damn we hot :O

OMYFUCKINGGODICANT

you should be able to see it, you are wearing glasses :P

OH MY GOD I’VE DONE IT. YOU PRODUCED AN GRAMATICALLY CORRECT SENTENCE WITHOUT SPELLING MISTAKES. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BROTHER.

This is the end of days!

Yo’ure  a wise chinese master to learn all the stuff to me :D

…..all hope is lost again. *you’re„ *Chinese, *teach


F*CK UPP ALL THE ENGLISCH, had mah exam engleish al readuuy

*fuck, *up, *English, *my, *English, *already. Got to be consistent when you’re a grammar-Nazi.

Sorry hun, forgot the capital “F” in “Fuck” seeing as it is the beginning of a sentence. While we are on the matter, the tense in his sentence is wrong too, seeing as he has already finished his exam it should be “have had” instead of just “had”. Pff, consistency my ass.

tmor:

gyo788:

tmor:

gyo788:

Damn we hot :O

OMYFUCKINGGODICANT

you should be able to see it, you are wearing glasses :P

OH MY GOD I’VE DONE IT. YOU PRODUCED AN GRAMATICALLY CORRECT SENTENCE WITHOUT SPELLING MISTAKES. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BROTHER.

This is the end of days!

tmor:

gyo788:

tmor:

gyo788:

Damn we hot :O

OMYFUCKINGGODICANT

you should be able to see it, you are wearing glasses :P

OH MY GOD I’VE DONE IT. YOU PRODUCED AN GRAMATICALLY CORRECT SENTENCE WITHOUT SPELLING MISTAKES. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BROTHER.

This is the end of days!

People sure are dumb these days.
HURR DURR I GO LIE IN FRONT OF CAR. OH DAMN HE RUNS OVER ME, HOW UNEXPECTED! 

umbritis:

Problem Sleuth is literally a story about a bunch of guys in trenchcoats stuck in their offices acting like children and fighting a demon mobster with candy how can you not

immediately fall in love with that

Still way better than Homestuck


A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

it’s called the shocker for a reason

it’s called the shocker for a reason

This happens when I try to art, I get distracted way too fast

This happens when I try to art, I get distracted way too fast